October 2010

Three Cheese Beer Bread

by Tanya on October 29, 2010

Hello. My name is Tanya and I love carbs. I love bread. I love pasta. I love potatoes.

Carbs = Yummy in My Tummy.

Yeah, I have a little addiction to carbs. And no, I’ve never been able to do any type of carb-free diet for more than a minute. I consider them to be cruel and unusual punishment, which I’m pretty sure makes them illegal.

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The Witch and Frankenstein

October 28, 2010 by Tanya

A Witch lives underneath the stairwell in my parent’s home, and she doesn’t live alone. Frankenstein is her companion and lackey. They have lived underneath the stairs my entire life. I don’t know why she chose us, but she’s a member of our family, even if she’s never appeared in a family photo. Perhaps because [...]

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Chili with Beer

October 27, 2010 by Tanya

Chili and a mug of ice-cold beer. Sounds right. Beer in chili. Hmmmmm….now that sounds different. But different is good! With the brisk temperatures we’ve been experiencing lately, it seemed like the perfect time to make a big pot of chili. I found lots of great recipes, but this one from Eclectic Cook caught my [...]

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Emeril’s Lesson on Personal Hygiene

October 26, 2010 by Tanya

[As dictated to Tanya] Peek-a-boo. I see you. I see you admiring me. Who can blame you? I am handsome. My mommy says I am being vain. I think this must be a compliment. I spend many hours grooming myself. Sometimes it leads to hairballs. Occasionally private bathroom issues too. I think it is funny [...]

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Nightmare in Tanya’s Head

October 25, 2010 by Tanya

“One. Two. Freddy’s coming for you. Three. Four. Better lock the door. Five. Six. Grab a crucifix. Seven. Eight. Better stay up late. Nine. Ten. Never sleep again.” Freddy Krueger with his scarred face, maniacal laugh and ugly knitted sweater was every kid’s worst nightmare. Well, at least he was for me. I grew up [...]

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Lemon Ricotta Muffins

October 22, 2010 by Tanya

I had some leftover ricotta sitting in my fridge, feeling lonely and neglected. So I scoured the web looking for the perfect recipe to make it feel wanted and appreciated. These muffins spoke to me, “Tanya. Oh, Tanya. Pick me. Pick me. I’m delicious.”

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