PLEASE NOTE: Turn up the volume on your computer to get the full effect of Emeril’s snoring!
[As dictated to Tanya]
Yeah, I snore. So what. I bet you do too.
It is not my fault my mommy thinks it is funny to videotape me without my permission. It is possible this is a fake video of me snoring.
[T] It’s you.
I did not agree to share this with my fans.
[T] I’m pretty sure I’m your only fan.
MEOW! Not true! Everyone worships me. I am a handsome, smart and adorable feline with silky soft fur.
[T] Sigh. Fine. Do you forgive me?
Nope. Do you forgive me for peeing on your favorite pair of boots.
Good. We are even. You are lucky I do not have opposable thumbs, or I would videotape you snoring.