[as dictated to Tanya]
My mommy has informed me that we are starting a new daily practice.
I do not like change.
Unless it is feeding me more frequently. That is acceptable change.
But my mommy said that was not the change. Now I must start each day with stating my intentions before she will feed me.
Stupid self-help books.
I told her no. She said fine, but then no breakfast.
No breakfast! Breakfast is my favorite meal of the day.
Dinner is my favorite meal.
No. I like bedtime treat best.
No. I love all three equally. I am very fair.
[T] Are you ever going to say your intentions, so we can start our day?
You are very bossy. Fine. My intentions are:
- To wake mommy up every morning
- To eat breakfast, dinner and bedtime treat with gusto
- To get an extra afternoon treat
- To nap often
- To be petted
[T] Those are excellent intentions Emeril. May I add one? To poop every day?
I will think about it. But I will not make any promises.