[as dictated to Tanya]
[T] Emeril, what do you want to post about this week?
[T] You want to post about nothing? Oh, so you mean a day in the life of Emeril.
You are funny. Not. I do not want to post this week. I feel grumpy.
[T] Why are you so cranky? I would think you would feel good.
I do feel good. And grumpy. You can feel both. I know you can. Because I do.
[T] Are you grumpy because I took you to the vet?
[T] But now you feel good. I know you didn’t before.
[T] So today you are full of catattitude.
I do not understand. I am full of catattitude every day. I am cat. And I have mucho attitude.
[T] And apparently you are also bilingual.
Yes. I am. I am going to go sun myself by the window until I am nice and toasty and back to my usual sunny disposition. If I feel like telling you what to write later on, I will let you know.
[T] I shall be waiting.