A Few of My Favorite Things

[as dictated to Tanya]

Some claim that I am a one spoiled kitty. Well… duh! Of course I am one indulged kitty. I am Emeril, the most handsome cat in the whole wide world.

Today I am sharing with you a few of my favorite things; the things that I need to be happy. And a happy Emeril is what everyone wants, especially me.

My snuggie:
The snuggie belongs to me no matter what mommy says. The snuggie is to be spread over the sofa at all times for my sleeping pleasure. If it is not – then I will meow and fuss until mommy fixes it for me.

My da bird:
Meow! I love my da bird! It’s rascally and wily, but so am I. I hunt the da bird and catch it all the time. It can’t beat me!

My kibble:
I love my kibble. It is yummy and nutritious. I wish my mommy kept my food dish full 24/7, but she claims I overindulge when she does. She is pretty good about feeding me when I politely meow while standing next to my empty dish.

My beds:
Every kitty needs their own special beds. Sometimes I am create my own – a laundry basket full of warm towels or a half-full hamper are always good places to nap. But I love my special cat tower where I lord over all.

My mommy:
She gives the best pets and kitty massages. And great belly rubs too. She tells me I’m handsome (so very true) and soft (yes, I am) and smart (obviously) too. She takes excellent care of me. She’s my favorite thing of all.

I am one lucky kitty to have so much. Of course, I am worth it.