[as dictated to Tanya]
Some claim that I am a one spoiled kitty. Well… duh! Of course I am one indulged kitty. I am Emeril, the most handsome cat in the whole wide world.
Today I am sharing with you a few of my favorite things; the things that I need to be happy. And a happy Emeril is what everyone wants, especially me.
The snuggie belongs to me no matter what mommy says. The snuggie is to be spread over the sofa at all times for my sleeping pleasure. If it is not – then I will meow and fuss until mommy fixes it for me.
My da bird:
Meow! I love my da bird! It’s rascally and wily, but so am I. I hunt the da bird and catch it all the time. It can’t beat me!
I love my kibble. It is yummy and nutritious. I wish my mommy kept my food dish full 24/7, but she claims I overindulge when she does. She is pretty good about feeding me when I politely meow while standing next to my empty dish.
Every kitty needs their own special beds. Sometimes I am create my own – a laundry basket full of warm towels or a half-full hamper are always good places to nap. But I love my special cat tower where I lord over all.
She gives the best pets and kitty massages. And great belly rubs too. She tells me I’m handsome (so very true) and soft (yes, I am) and smart (obviously) too. She takes excellent care of me. She’s my favorite thing of all.
I am one lucky kitty to have so much. Of course, I am worth it.