[as dictated to Tanya]
Meow. Meow. Meow. Oh, sunny day! Meow. Meow. Oh, sunny day! Just for the Emeril. Oh, sunny day!
I love sunny days. I bake in the sun until I am toasty warm. I could nap all day in the sun.
[T] You do nap all day in the sun.
Sure. You are jealous. It is understandable. I nap all afternoon in the warm sun while you toil away at the computer. It is not my fault. You could nap in the sun with me.
[T] Unlike you, I don’t enjoy overheating in the sun.
Liar. Liar. Pants on fire. You always yap about wearing flip-flops year-round. So how can you not love sunny days?
[T] I didn’t say I don’t love sunny days. I don’t like getting toasty warm in the sun like you do.
Whatever. Oh, sunny day! It’s time for another nap. Oh, sunny day. Meow!
[T] Are you going to serenade me all day?
Oh, sunny day.