[as dictated to Tanya]
Hello! I am back. Did you miss me? Of course, you did. I was out sick the past few days, but I feel much, much better now. I am once again sassy and full of catattitude.
I know many of you were looking forward to my Monday post, but I was at the kitty hospital. I had a bad, bad infection, and they needed to give me mega doses of antibiotics. Mommy kindly paid for my hospital stay (thanks mommy!) and let me post today instead.
She knew my fans missed my handsomeness and clever wit. So I am back. Handsome as ever and smarter than your average doggie.
Mommy missed me a lot. She hovers over me constantly. It gets a little annoying, but I don’t mind the frequent brushing and extra handfuls of kibble. The constant worrying gets a little old.
Emeril, do you feel okay? Yes, mommy.
Emeril, do you want more kibble? Yes, mommy.
Emeril, do you want some treats? Yes, mommy.
Emeril, do you want to be brushed? Yes, mommy.
Emeril, do you want to snuggle? Maybe. I need to think about it.
Emeril, do you have a fever? No, mommy. Don’t you dare stick that thermometer in my rump!
Emeril, do you want me to carry you? No, mommy. I am a big boy!
Emeril, do you have to go poopie? No, mommy. I went a few days ago.
I have no idea what mommy did while I was at the hospital without me to spoil and tell her what to do. Mommy sure is lucky I am back home and in charge once again.
Welcome back Emeril!
Emeril says thanks and what happened to that nice comfy bed in the living room. He misses it. 😀