[as dictated to Tanya]
It is mommy’s happy day! She is happy because I am here to entertain her and lounge around being all handsome.
Who does mommy love? EMERIL!
Who does mommy adore? EMERIL!
Who is the most handsome cat ever? EMERIL!
Who deserves a treat? EMERIL!
Who is the best kitty ever? EMERIL!
[T] Ummm….Emeril, just to clarify – Mother’s Day is about celebrating mommies, not celebrating spoiled kitties.
Oh. Oops. My bad. Let me try again.
Who snuggles with Emeril? Mommy does!
Who rubs Emeril’s belly? Mommy does!
Who lets Emeril nap on her laptop? Mommy does!
Who makes sure Emeril has plenty of special napping places? Mommy does!
Who brushes Emeril? Mommy does! Although Emeril thinks she could brush him more frequently.
[T] Emeril.
Right!
Who is the best mommy ever? Mommy is!
Happy Mommy’s Day from the best kitty ever! You should celebrate by rubbing my belly, feeding me a treat and brushing me. That is what all the good mommies do.