No. I’m not talking about Max. He is always trying to entertain me. But some cats … some cats just might be plotting to kill you. Or at least according to The Oatmeal. His book, How to Tell if Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You, is a huge hit on Amazon.
I hate it when I come late to a party, but I had never heard of The Oatmeal until now. The title, of course, caught my attention. Normally I rush to defense of my feline friends, but if any animal had the cunning to plot murder—it’s kitties. Dogs just don’t have the stomach for wet work.
I haven’t had a chance to read the book—yet—but I can’t wait to read it. It looks like a hoot. His website is also quite hilarious, but I do need to give you a head’s up—there is some swearing, which may not be appropriate for everyone. Personally, I found it hilarious and here is a sample of one of my favorites.
My boys (Emeril and Max) had/have toilet obsessions. Emeril used to drink from it, much to my dismay. And Max. He loves watching the water run when you flush the toilet. He’s a strange one.
I head over to The Oatmeal now for regular belly laughs (you have to read “my dog: the paradox”) and suggest you do the same.