Hi Ya! It’s me—Mighty Max! Oh boy, did I have the best Christmas ever! Santa Kitty Claus was so good to me because I am such a good kitty. Best. Kitty. Ever! It’s true!
I have a new super soft bed that I LOVE. Mama even put my new bed on the bottom shelf of her bookcase, where her plant used to be until I munched on it. Yummy! My bed is so soft and warm. And I got plenty of new toys too. Lots and lots of toys. YEAH!!
I am super playful, so the toys will probably last a week. Maybe two. Especially the feather brush. I love feathers. I tear them out and attack them. Meow!
I’ve been nibbling on my big bag of treats, which I totally earned by being such a snuggle bunny. Please note: I am not an actual bunny; I am a feline extraordinaire. But Mama calls me her snuggle bunny, so I guess bunnies must be super snuggly? I don’t know; she’s kind of weird.
Christmas is my favorite time of the year, although Mama says birthdays are pretty special too. I bet I get lots of presents for my birthday because I am awesome.
And humble too.
I gotta run. Mama isn’t feeling great. She has the “flu”—whatever that is. It must mean whiny. She needs soup. A blanket. A pair of socks. Some tea. Now a Diet Coke. She is so bossy. And how am I supposed to get her soup? I don’t have outdoor privileges! Silly Mama.
I hope you had an extra nice Christmas too. Mama says 2013 is going to be amazing—once she feels better. I hope it is soon. I am bored and have lots of stored up energy to burn off.