It’s Halloween and I am crabby. Look at me!! Just look at my public humilation. And for what? MaxE is such a good sweet kitty. I am so good to Mama and she repays me by forcing me to wear this stupid costume. Cats DON’T wear clothes. MEOW!
This is just awful. I will need hours and hours of play therapy and thousands of treats to recover from my public shame. I CHASE feathers. I don’t wear them.
My humiliation is so great that I must hide my face, so you cannot see what this has done to me. I have no spunk. No pep. No sass. I am reduced to being a cat in a costume, rather than a ferocious feline.
I solemnly swear that I will get my revenge! MaxE will seek justice for the crimes perpetrated against him. No feline (or even a doggie!) should be forced to wear a costume to entertain their Mama. She claims it’s for Halloween but she lies. She made me wear this BEFORE Halloween. Save me from this indignity!
Max in Boots. Please. These aren’t even boots. And no self-respecting cat wears boots anyway. We don’t need them! I don’t need a cape to be a superhero. I am MaxE! Chief Mischief Maker, not a fairy tale kitty. This is exhausting. I shall pout until I am rid of this horrible costume.
Mama insists I wish everyone a Happy Halloween. I hope you have a better one than I did. I didn’t even get any extra treats!!! So now I’m going to play lots of tricks on Mama tonight!
Oh, Max, you do look dashingly handsome, you have to admit. Worth all of the effort, just to share your handsome self with the world, don’t you think? 🙂
Well, okay. I do look handsome because it’s takes an awful lot for me to NOT look handsome. But I don’t know if it was worth the effort since you can never mask my natural adorableness. It was quite awful having to wear that stupid costume. Mama kept putting it on me because it makes her laugh. Very, very rude. Tonight I am going to play lots of tricks on her. I’ll probably get a time out but it will be worth it!!
OMG SO cute!!! Does he purr with an accent, too? haha I love it!
Thank you! I am very cute, but I am cuter when I’m not forced to wear a stupid costume. Mama thinks it is hilarious but she won’t find it funny when I play tricks on her tonight! Well, I don’t have an accent but I am bilingual. I speak cat and Mama-talk.
Max is one handsome cat! My cousin has three or four of them…She’ll like this one.
I’m off o read your Chocolate Peanut Butter Caramel Shortbread Bars recipe…they look yummy!
I am indeed a handsome fella, thank you for noticing. Mama sometimes talks about getting me a brother or a sister but I tell her MaxE is the only kitty she needs!! She would morph into crazy cat lady if I didn’t keep her in line! Mama made lots of yum yum noises when she ate those bars, but she didn’t share them with me. Very rude!
LOVE these pictures, Tanya – Max is a handsome boy and very similar to one of our cats, Gus (who is now very famous after going missing for 14 weeks and surviving to tell the tale!)
I hope Max got his own back!
Thanks, Susan! Wow – that’s amazing your Gus came home after being missing for 14 weeks! He must be a great, loyal cat! I would be lost without my playful Max.