Hi ya, everyone! I am super excited to introduce Max Mondays!! It’s your new favorite day of the week! Mama told me that people don’t typically like Mondays because they have to go back to work. Because I am the coolest cat ever (with the best Mama), we decided to make Mondays fun!
Henceforth, Mondays shall forever be known as Max Mondays, and I’ll be meowing about whatever catches my fancy. It might be about birdies.
Or maybe food.
Maybe I should leave the food to Mama instead.
Regardless, whatever I meow about will be super entertaining. You’ll laugh. You’ll cry (or not). You’ll be amused. Hopefully.
Mama is going to post on Wednesdays. I’m sure her posts will be good, although probably not as good as mine. My posts are the best. I am the best at everything. Playing. Eating. Sleeping. Snuggling. Being naughty.
Oops. I did not mean the last one.
Okay, maybe I did. But honestly—wouldn’t it be boring if I was a super well-behaved kitty who never got into trouble? What would I meow about? Mama would be bored. MaxE would be bored. YOU would be bored.
So thank goodness I am not a boring cat.
Anyway, Mama posts on Wednesdays with her pretty good but not as great as MaxE’s posts, and she will still share a yummy recipe on Fridays. I tried to convince Mama to whip up a hummingbird pot pie for you but she refused. It kind of hurt my feelings, so I pushed a bowl of homemade caramels off the table and batted those suckers all around the living room.
She wasn’t pleased. MaxE might have gotten a timeout.
It was worth it. 😉
Well, I gotta run and find some more mischief to make. Plus, there is a birdie singing outside my window that needs my attention. Mama still refuses to buy me a pet birdie. So rude. Anyway, be sure to come back every Monday for your weekly dose of MaxE—the coolest cat.