Hi ya, everyone! It’s Max Monday (the very best day of the week) and I’m going to talk about smooches. My Mama has given me 1000 smooches since she got back from her Christmas holiday. I am adorable, so it’s completely understandable that she would miss me. And I am also very smooch-able.
Some might even say that I am irresistible. Again, this is true. You might think I am exaggerating, but I paw-swear that I’m not.
I know this to be true because every day my Mama tells me how handsome I am. How smart I am. How naughty I am.
I am all of those things.
Even naughty.
Mama says that prima donna Emeril was perfect and well-behaved. I know this is a lie. Emeril was constipated and a diva.
Not. Perfect.
So I don’t feel bad that on occasion (almost every day), I get into mischief. And still, even though I can be a bit mischievous, I am still incredibly smooch-able.
Sometimes I am even fast asleep in my bed or cat tower and Mama wakes me up to give me a smooch. Or ten. She even gives me a smooch after I’ve been naughty, which is a little bit confusing. I figure I am so adorable that she just can’t help herself.
Mama has no willpower when it comes to MaxE.
I don’t mind.
It is a bit annoying when I’m dreaming about catching birdies and she wakes me up. Since she pets me so nicely and gives me kitty massages every morning, I don’t put up too much of a fuss. She really loves my paws and always gives them smooches too. It’s kind of weird, but I’ve learned to accept Mama has a paw fetish.
She has learned to accept that MaxE is sometimes, on occasion, a wee bit naughty.
We just smooch it out and everyone is happy.
See you next Max Monday!
Great to see that you are always having so much fun Max!! Do you love spending time suntanning by the window too?
Hope you and Mamma have a great week!
Oopsie. I meant to put my answer below as the reply to your nice comment. It’s hard to type when you only have paws!
I always have fun driving Mama crazy with my antics. She grumbles but she loves me too much to stay mad at me! I love sunning myself. I get toasty warm. Do your kitties sun themselves too? I bet they do. We kitties are awfully smart!
In the summer they do a lot of sun tanning on the window ledge and in the winter they lay next to the furnace vent as soon as it starts blowing warm air 🙂
Mama rarely runs the heater. She mumbles about California wimps. I don’t understand. I was born and raised here and I am not wimpy. It’s a good thing I have all this fur to keep me warm. And shed. Mama loves that I am a shedding fool. 🙂 Your kitties sound very smart. And toasty warm.
“We just smooch it out” is hilarious – so many things can be solved with a smooch or a hug, eh? 🙂
Oh yes. Smooches. Hugs. And treats. Lots of treats can solve of the world’s problems. This is why cats should rule the world.