Happy Max Monday, everyone! I am super duper excited to share with you my HUMONGOUS news! I’m starting my own business! That’s right MaxE is now an official cat-preneuer. I’m pretty sure I’m the first cat business owner, ever!! Sure, sure I know all about Grumpy Cat and Lil Bub, but their humans are the business owners. Not me. I am my own Cat Boss!
It all started the other day when Mama was telling me how lucky I am (true, very true) because I get to eat, sleep and play all day while she works. Well, MaxE is not a lazy kitty, so after multiple naps, I came up with a solution: MaxE would start his own pet daycare business!
MaxE: Pet Sitter Extraordinaire
I am a very nurturing feline, making me the perfect pet sitter. Sure, you can have your special pet kenneled at the vet or have a pet sitter visit your home, but who knows what’s best for your pet—me or a vet who went to school for many years? The obvious answer is—MaxE!
Now I am not your ordinary pet sitter. Nope. I do not pet sit cats or dogs. No way. I own a boutique pet sitting business that specializes in … birdies and hamsters! That’s right the next time you go on vacation, please consider MaxE to take care of your pet birdie or hamster.
Because I want to make my business super successful, I put together a business proposal and toyed with putting it on Kickstarter but decided to meow about it to Mama instead. She agreed to be my investor and gave me $1 to start my business. She is so generous!! I used that $1 very wisely and gave it back to Mama, so she would create a poster for me.
You don’t have to worry about your pet while you’re at work or on vacation any longer. MaxE will take excellent care of them. They will get plenty of exercise from all my pouncing … oops … I mean chasing … uh … I mean mutual fun time with them. And I am famous for my superb tongue baths as feline tongues are the best exfoliators. Your pet’s fur or feathers will be silky soft and you won’t be able to stop nuzzling them. I know I can’t!
Legal Disclosure: Everyone is required to sign a Not Gonna Be Mad at MaxE form in case he accidentally eats your pet, and you must agree to not hold him liable if he gets hungry and forgets. Your payment will be refunded in full if MaxE does eat your pet.
I am super excited about my new business. It’s going to be HUGE. I may need to start a franchise. Once Donald Trump finds out how shrewd of a cat-preneuer I am, he will invite to participate in the next Celebrity Apprentice! I mean—who wouldn’t want an adorable, loving feline to take care of their pet birdie or hamster? You can trust MaxE to never take his eyes off of them while they are under his paw … I mean care … under my CARE.
My Services and Prices
Now that I have convinced you of the excellent care I will provide to your beloved pets, you are probably wondering how much my fine services will cost. Never fear, MaxE is not a greedy cat. I set very reasonable rates, starting at 1 Super Mega bag of Temptations treats up to a deluxe cat tower for extended stays.
Please Note: The longer your pet birdie or hamster remains under my care, there is an increased risk that I might eat them. You have been forewarned.
Let’s Get Started!
I’m sure you’re anxious to book your pet birdie and/or hamster’s stay with me. Mama says you can contact me by leaving a comment below. Please know that I respond personally to every comment! I can’t wait to take care your pet birdie or hamster. We will have so much fun! Paw swear.