Hi ya, everyone! MaxE is in the house!! I am sure you are as excited as I am that it’s Monday. Max Mondays are the best day of the week! Am I right? Of course, I am right. Well, as usual, I have super exciting news to share with you. I have a new business idea!
I can’t claim it as my own since my good friend, Laurie, suggested it in her comment last week. She said something like … “Max, you are so super awesome, amazing and smart. Every kitty would like to be as cool as you, which is impossible, of course. No kitty can ever be as cool as you. Regardless, you need to spread your awesomeness with other kitties and teach them how to be cool too.”
*This is not what Laurie said. This is how Max interpreted it.
Thank you Laurie for such a brilliant idea! I am totally awesome, amazing and smart, and it makes perfect sense that other kitties would want to emulate me. After all, I am the first cat-a-prenuer. Sure, sure, I haven’t actually launched a successful business yet, but that’s a minor detail of no real importance.
Where there is a will, there is a way. And I have a super strong will. Just ask Mama!
I am so excited about this opportunity because there are a ton of things I can meow about. Such as:
- Manipulation of Human Pets
- Looking Innocent when Guilty
- How to Always Get Your Way
- Destroy Cat Clothes Without Getting Caught
This is just a small sampling of the courses I would offer. Plus, many of these topics are all multi-level courses. Mischief-making alone goes from a 101 to a 901 course level. There are many nuances to mischief-making, and I am a pro, which didn’t happen overnight!
As you can see, I am very excited about becoming a professor. Professor Max has a nice ring to it, don’t you agree? Mama hasn’t completely given the me the thumbs up on starting this new venture of mine. She is considering it, which is good since she gave me an immediate “no!” when I asked about being a cat nurse.
She brought up a valid point about how I was going to get paid. With my hamster and birdie sitting business, their pet humans would have paid me. But Mama isn’t so sure that pet humans will pay for their kitties to learn about being manipulative and mischief-making. I believe that if a kitty wants to take my classes, then their pet human (aka Mama or Papa) will enroll them. Of course, if their how to get your way skills are low, this could be a problem, which makes me want to hack up a hair ball because their kitties obviously need to strengthen those skills! They need my help!
Anyway, Mama said she would let me know in one week’s time. Unfortunately, I’m not exactly sure how long a week is, but I remain confident that she will says “yes!” because MaxE’s manipulation abilities are at a master level. I would also appreciate it if you would voice your support in the comment section too! Meow!