Hi ya, everyone! Did you miss me last week? I bet you did. I don’t know how you survived without your weekly dose of MaxE! Well, no worries. I’m back! Last week Mama insisted that we take a week off to chill out. Okay, but I chill out every day!
Mama said that the vacation would be loads of fun and we’d hang out all the time, playing and snuggling. It sounded pretty good to me! But guess what? Mama decided it was time redo the website, so she spent way too much time on the computer (and she’s still working on it).
She insisted that it was still a “vacation” because she was doing what she wanted, but I don’t know. It seemed to me like it was a lot of busywork when she could have been playing with the coolest cat. That’s me, of course.
Please note it was NOT my choice to wear that stupid mask, nor was that picture posted with my consent! I will have my revenge!
By the end of the week, I was pretty much over this “vacation” thing. Mama was spending hours staring at the computer and ignoring me, even when I was being adorable which is, like, 99% of the time.
She left me no choice but to be get into mischief. I nudged things off the kitchen table, ran around yowling as loud as I could, pushed Emeril’s picture off the desk and when none of those things worked … I brought out the big guns: I refused to snuggle with Mama.
Boy, oh boy, did that drive her nuts! Now I had her attention.
Finally, Mama played with me and chased me around the apartment. She rubbed my belly, carried me around and took a cat nap with me. I snuggled up next to her and she put her around me, just the way I like it. Now that’s how you do a vacation!