Hi ya, everyone! Did you miss me? Last week, Mama had to yammer about the prima donna cat, Emeril. I wanted to write about Emeril too, but she veto’d the idea after I started with the following sentence: “Emeril was a big, fat baby cat who really wasn’t THAT handsome.” Mama got upset. I don’t understand why. I spoke the truth!
Anyway, the one good thing about remembering Mr. I Can’t Poop was looking at pictures with Mama. Sure, I had to admire pictures of you know who, which I totally faked, but I liked looking at pictures of me! I am one photogenic feline! Paw swear!
Anyway, Mama started laughing because she caught me in a bunch of goofy poses. They don’t seem that funny to me. They are very cat-like, I think. What do you think?
I love my blue Walmart bag. Mama was crabby because she had to buy one when she forgot to bring a bag with her to the store. I sorta felt bad because she went there to buy me some kibble. But it’s not my fault that she forgot her bag, ya know! Anyway, I love that bag. It’s the bomb diggity! The other day I crawled inside the bag, and Mama carried me around in it, which she thought was hilarious and it wasn’t! It was mean!
Mama was mad at me when she found me in her closet the other day. Again, not my fault. If you don’t want me in the closet, then don’t leave the doors open! #InnocentCatAlert! Anyway, I was just lounging on a pile of her clothes, which she claims that I knocked off their hangers. Not true. Those clothes were already in a pile, just waiting for me to take a nap on them.
Oh man. One of my favorite things in the world is running water. I love it when Mama turns on the shower. I try to catch the water drips with my paw! So. Much. Fun. Once I even managed to turn on the water by myself (still not sure how I did it) but Mama wasn’t real impressed with me. I don’t know why. I am an impressive cat!
Anyway, Mama was cleaning the shower curtain liner and I was supervising to make sure she did a good job. I am a helpful cat. Paw swear. Mama always says that I’m the goofy one but seriously, she is the goofy one. She pretends to be all mad at me, but the first she does is run for her camera. Please. She likes it when MaxE is so goofy (and naughty)!
Do you think MaxE is goofy?