Happy Birthday to me! Happy birthday to the coolest cat, EVER! Yup, yesterday was officially my two year anniversary with Mama, which we celebrate as my birthday since my Mama doesn’t know my real birthday and I can’t remember. Do you know what I love most about birthdays? Everything!
I love, love, LOVE presents! MaxE is such a good kitty that Mama showers him with presents. I got a bag of treats from Mama’s parents when they visited last week. Mama gave me some new stuffed mice to play with (and I LOVE them SO MUCH) and a bunch of bouncy balls.
Technically, the bouncy balls weren’t new. Mama rescued them for me from underneath the dastardly sofa who had been holding them hostage.
So rude.
Anyway, Mama gave me some treats with my breakfast to kick-off my big day right. I also got a full body kitty massage from Mama who gives the best massages. Plus she gave me one of her special tummy and foot rubs. I felt pampered and well loved.
Until this.
I HATE birthday hats and scarves. MEOW! I don’t know why Mama must humiliate me. Now I am all tense again and need another massage.
And you know what else? Mama did not give me a birdie for my birthday. I meowed about wanting one every single day. And does she listen? No. Instead she makes me wear a stupid birthday hat and scarf. I’m glad she didn’t get me a Yum Yum birdie. He would fly around laughing at me, and I’d be too embarrassed to lovingly pounce on him.
Still, Mama did play with me lots. And snuck me the occasional treat on the side, which she NEVER does. And she didn’t even yell “no” when I was maybe being mischievous. She just sighed (loudly and dramatically) and ignored me.
So all in all, it was still a pretty darn good birthday. If I could just get rid of that stupid birthday costume. I really ought to practice sharpening my claws on it. That should do it! Don’t you agree?
Max
Happy Birthday MaxE! You are one spoiled kitty even if Mama regifts bouncy balls. – Don’t hold that against her, it’s just her frugal feline side coming through.
Thank you! I am a spoiled kitty, as all kitties should be. I don’t mind Mama regifting my bouncy balls but it is sure mean of the sofa to withhold them from me. I’ve always treated the sofa nice. Paw swear!
Oh my gosh MaxE, you are sooooo adorable in your birthday hat! I wish my cat Bailey would let me do that to him, but he doesn’t roll like that. But he does let me rub his tummy and talk to him like a baby, which he likes. “Oh, I wuv you, yes I do!” Things like that 🙂
Happy Birthday MaxE!!!!! 🙂
Bailey sounds like one smart kitty. I did not like wearing that stupid hat, but Mama insisted. I love belly rubs too! And between you and me, I like it when my Mama talks to me in her baby voice too. Sometimes I pretend to be embarrassed by it because I worry about birdies or other kitties overhearing and spreading the word that I’m a Mama’s boy. I’m a big boy cat! Paw swear!
Happy Birthday Max!
It looks like mama spoiled you rotten and rightfully so. I think everyday should be your birthday because that’s how cute you are!
You look adorable in your hat and scarf but I think you already know that :).
Say hello to your mama for me!
True that, Corina! I am one spoiled kitty and I LOVE your idea to make every day my birthday! And I will concede that I look handsome in my bday hat and scarf, but I don’t want Mama to know. She’s already yammering about Halloween costumes!
OH Max, I know you probably don’t want to hear this, but you look SO handsome in your birthday outfit. 🙂 Happy belated birthday, my furry friend!
I do look handsome, because is just can’t downplay my good looks! But please don’t tell Mama because then she’ll think she should make me wear clothes every day! MaxE has plenty of fur and doesn’t need to wear clothes!