Hi ya, everyone! Welcome to another Max Monday! Isn’t it the best day of the week? I think so. Of course, it helps when you’re super cool and adorable like me. The other day Mama was teasing me because she caught me yawning. She was all, “Is MaxE tired from a hard day of napping?” No, I’m tired because it takes a TON of energy to be adorable those six hours I am awake!
While being adorable comes naturally to me, obviously, it’s still hard work. I have to snuggle with Mama several times a day. To make her extra happy, I place my paw on top her hand because she loves it when I permit her to hold my paw (Mama has a paw fetish).
And that’s not all I have to do. Nope. I have to get into mischief too. Now you may think that’s behavior unbecoming of a feline. But that’s impossible! All feline behavior is becoming. It’s like a law somewhere. Paw swear!
Mama also depends on me to make her laugh, and there is nothing that makes her giggle harder than MaxE creating mischief. Oh sure, she shouts and complains and whines because she’s a drama Mama. But secretly, she loves it!
- MaxE nudges her sunglasses off the table … Hilarious!
- MaxE pounces on Mama when she walks by … Too Funny!
- MaxE yowls as loud as he can … Being Goofy!
She tries to talk tough, but she’s a real pushover. It’s “MaxE, why you gotta be so naughty?” one second and the next she’s telling me, “MaxE, Mama loves you!” Yup, I’ve gotten Mama trained pretty good! But it takes constant work, so I need plenty of naps to recuperate.
Mama also relies on me to be her muse for Eat Laugh Purr, which is a big responsibility. I’m constantly posing for pictures and inspiring story ideas. Mama also wants my feedback and nothing gets published without receiving my meow of approval.
Now do you understand why I have to nap so often? It’s exhausting being so darn adorable. Thanks goodness I’m up for the job!