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Max Mondays: Kitty Cat Extraordinaire

October 20, 2014 by Tanya

Max Mondays: Kitty Cat Extraordinaire

Hi ya, everyone! MaxE is in da house! Well, duh. Where else would I be? Mama gives me free reign inside the apartment, but that’s it! Anyway, I’m not gonna complain today about ALL the MANY things Mama UNFAIRLY does NOT permit me to do. Nope. MaxE is no complainer. Instead, I’m gonna talk about being a Kitty Cat Extraordinaire.

Now I’m sure it’s no surprise to you that I am an extraordinary feline. Because it’s true: I am amazing. Mama told me that I am a kitty cat extraordinaire and I agree 1000%. Why am I so totally awesome? Well, that’s a great question. Let me count the ways!

1. I am clever

Cats are naturally intelligent, but I am super duper intelligent. MaxE can open doors! Even locked doors. Take that cat woman!

2. I am special

Mama says so. Enuff said.

3. I am goofy

Being good is really overrated. Do you know who takes classes so they can be more obedient? Dogs. Dumb dogs. I am goofy and silly and mischievous. And I own it, baby!

4. I am handsome

Between you and me, if I gotta hear one more time how handsome prima donna Emeril was, I’m gonna hurl on Mama’s favorite pair of flip flops. I AM HANDSOME TOO!

5. I am sweet

I’m a big ‘ol sweetheart. Adorable! I snuggle so sweetly with Mama every day. She loves it! And I love it too.

6. I am a cat blogger

That’s right. I blog. And I’m cat. Deal with it.

7. I am super sassy

Which is waaaay better than being ultra boring. Can I get a Meow? MEOW!

8. I am the Max-E-Nator

Killer of flies, bugs and spiders. Darn tooting. I got the power of POUNCE! If you dare to challenge me, I will smite you with my Mitts of Doom! I take my job protecting Mama’s toes while she sleeps very, very seriously.

9. I am a successful cat-a-prenuer

If you need a pet sitter for your pet birdie or hamster, contact me. I’ll keep my claws, I mean a watchful eye on them. Errrr …. maybe I did mean claws.

10. I put up with Mama

Dude. I earn my treats. And my toys. But not my clothes. Trust me.

How to Be Extraordinary Like MaxE

Well first, you gotta be a feline. Ain’t no getting around it. Cats rule. Everyone else, meh. But you can be more cat-like. Just act superior and do whatever you please! That’s what I do and my Mama gave me the title: kitty cat extraordinaire. Yeah, Mama is coming along nicely with her training.

Max

Filed Under: Max's Musings, Musings Tagged With: Max Mondays

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