Meowie Christmas everyone! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! I am so excited! Christmas is my FAVORITE holiday and soon Santa Kitty Klaus will be visiting me. I have been such an exceptionally good kitty. Dare I say — the best kitty ever? Why, yes, I do dare say that because it is the TRUTH! Paw swear!
Mama always tells me that I am her best boy so I know it’s true. I am a very good kitty. And I have been on my very best behavior to ensure that Santa Kitty Klaus fills my stocking with all of my favorite things.
What are your favorite things, MaxE?
Thank you for asking! I am happy to share with you what I would LOVE (and fully expect) Santa Kitty Klaus to bring me.
A Mega Bag of Cat Treats
That’s right. No ordinary, average bag of cat treats for me. No way! I want a MEGA bag of cat treats. Nom. Nom. Nom. And maybe Santa Kitty Klaus could leave a little note for Mama about increasing the number of treats I receive daily.
Stuffed Mice to Pounce On
Felines are natural hunters and I love pouncing on my stuffed mice. Sure, sure, real mice would be WAY more fun, but when I suggested it to Mama, she freaked out. Badly. She is scared of them, although I promised to protect her from them. But she was adamant no real mice. So stuffed mice it is!
I love batting those things around the apartment. It is so much fun! The worst part is the dastardly sofa keeps stealing them and holding them hostage. I have to beg and plead with Mama to pay the ransom so the sofa will release them from captivity. Mama gets grumpy because somehow … not MaxE’s fault … those bouncy balls always get caught again.
A Feather Brush
I go through these pretty fast because I am such an all-star player. I still have one remaining but it only has a few feathers left. It’s days are numbered, and it would be nice to have another one (or dozen) in back-up. I love warding off a feather brush attack against my precious pink cat tower.
A Pet Birdie Named Yum Yum
I have been so good this year. So. Good. Paw swear. I don’t think a kitty has been as well-behaved as me. When Mama says “no”, I eventually listen. When Mama says “come”, I meander over to her in due time. When Mama says “MaxE, why you gotta be so naughty?”, I look innocent. I have earned a pet birdie. Seriously! I would take excellent care of Yum Yum and give him daily tongues baths.
What Don’t You Want for Christmas, MaxE?
I am NOT an entitled kitty and am grateful for every gift Santa Kitty Klaus will bring me, except for ….
No Clothes, Please!
Please do not bring MaxE any costumes, scarves, headgear, bow-ties or booties. Those things are awful. Just awful. God gave me plenty of fur so I am always dressed in my finest. You cannot improve upon perfection! Please give all my clothes to doggies. Those dumb-dumbs like to wear clothes. Doggies. Honestly. They are weird.
Santa Kitty Klaus is Coming to My House
That’s right. In just a few weeks, Santa Kitty Klaus will be stopping by my home and filling my stocking with lots of toys and treats. I can’t wait! If you don’t mind me being so bold, I’d appreciate it if you would put in a good word with Santa Kitty Klaus about how awesome I am. I’ll do the same for you, paw swear!
Meowie Christmas from the most well-behaved kitty, thats me, MaxE!