Max Mondays: Your Feline Friend

Hi ya, everyone! Did you miss me? I missed you! Mama did NOT ask for my approval before taking this blogger break, so I was a bit perturbed that I couldn’t meow on the blog for 3 WHOLE WEEKS! I don’t even know how long that is, but it felt like s a really LONG time.

Mama says absence makes the heart grow fonder, but Mama also thought the prima donna cat, Emeril, was the most handsome cat in the world. Obviously, she does not have the best judgement.

Or eyesight.

Anyway, I’ll be meowing the third Monday of the month ongoing. Technically, today is not the third Monday, but I successfully argued that the world had been without a dose of MaxE mischief for too long. After much persuasion on my part, Mama finally agreed.

It may have been my threat to dip my paw in her iced tea after I used the litter box that did the trick. Mama doesn’t like it when I do that. I don’t understand why.

Mama is cray, cray.

Anyway, I have lots to update you on, but first I want to tell you about my new nickname. I love nicknames and Mama gives me such great ones. MaxE. Max Man. Max-o-licious. Sir Snoops A Lot. And now … drum roll, please … Feline Friend!

Yup, I’m also your Feline Friend. And what is SUPER exciting is that people use a #FF hashtag on twitter, which I’m pretty sure means Feline Friend! I’m famous!!

Although, in all fairness, I wish everyone would just send the birdie to me, instead of tweeting. You’re tormenting me with all these tasty tweets. Send the BIRDIES to your Feline Friend! Yum. Yum.

Mama says I’m misunderstanding how the #FF hashtag works, but I don’t believe her.

Beyond my groovy new nickname, I kept Mama on her toes during our vacation. I got into a ton of mischief, including: chewing through one of Mama’s cloth grocery bags, scratching Mama’s feet while playing pounce, waking Mama up in the middle night yowling because I had a personal private bathroom issue (but the opposite problem of you know who) and nudging lots things off the table and desk. So all in all, a real good time.

What’s new with you? Did you miss me?

Max