Max Mondays: 2017 Goals

Hi ya, everyone! It’s me, MaxE! It’s been so long since I’ve meowed on the blog and so much has happened! First, Mama AGAIN left me in California while she went to visit our family in Minnesota. Notice I meowed “our family”. That’s right. They are my family too. I’d like to visit my nephew cat, Reeses. But am I permitted to do so? No, I am not. This makes Mighty Max feel down right irritated.

It’s not fair. I am a good kitty. I would sit real nicely on the plane and not bother anyone. But Mama says “no”. She says being stuck in my carrier all-day would drive me nuts.

This is true. But still … NOT FAIR!

The good news is when Mama got back she felt real guilty about abandoning me. So she gave me lots and lots of attention, which I loved.

And let’s be very clear that I also deserved her attention and those treats. Anyway, things are back to normal now with MaxE receiving adoration 24/7 like usual. Of course, since Mama loves Mama Drama, she keeps babbling about how I need to set goals.

I told Mama that cats don’t set goals. But she insisted that I do. Fine. I will do so under protest but only because I am an exceptionally good kitty who will do as Mama orders.

Max’s Goals for 2017

I will maybe do the following:

• Be awesome every day. Duh.
• Get into mischief every day. Double duh.
• Sleep loads, including in Mama’s spot.
• Eat heartily, especially those yummy treats.
• Play and play and play in the middle of the night.
• Be a Best Boy. Triple duh.

Those are my goals and what I aspire to do every day. I am confident in my abilities to achieve these goals because felines are exceptional creatures. We have can-do attitudes, especially when it comes to how awesome we are!

What are your goals for 2017?

Max