Hi ya, everyone! It’s me, Mighty Max. I know you are confused right now because it is Thursday and not Monday. Well, Mama has decided to reduce posting to one day a week here and chose Thursday as her posting day. Well, let me tell you I meowed loudly against it. Max Thursdays does not have the same ring as Max Mondays! But Mama ignored me. Ignored. Me. Can you believe it? Well, I got my revenge, I puked up a hairball on her bed. MEOW! Nobody puts MaxE in a corner!
Anyway, Mama said I should be happy because she is permitting me to still post here. Permitting me? Please, Mama begs me for permission, not the other way around. She is desperate for my attention and adoration. Just as it should be.
Gave me permission. As if.
I am a feline. We don’t ask for permission or forgiveness. We just do because that is how cats roll and we roll awesome!
What’s New with MaxE
It’s been more than a month since I’ve posted, which is far too long for you to be without me. I know you’ve missed me and I’ve sort of missed you too. So let me tell you what’s new with me.
I Napped. A Lot.
Seriously. I am pretty sure I could win a gold medal in napping. I like to nap in the morning. After lunch. In the late afternoon. After dinner. Before bed. Naps rule and I am the King of Naps! The only problem is Mama. She always wakes me up. To tell me she loves me. To give me a dozen smooches. Honestly, I have no idea how that woman functioned before me.
I Got into Mischief
Dude, my nickname is Chief Mischief Maker so of course I got into trouble. I puked a hairball on Mama’s bed. Boy, did that make her jump out of bed fast! LOL! She’s so funny! I jumped on the kitchen counter which is the one place I am absolutely not permitted to be and I did it for fun! I also snuck into the kitchen cabinet under the sink and got yelled at. I pushed a lot of stuff off of Mama’s desk: her phone, her camera, empty coffee mugs, flash drives, a book or two or a dozen. Loads of fun!
I Acted as Mama’s Chill Pill
Listen, the Max Man is not happy that he did not win the presidential election last year. I would have been the coolest president, ever! Pet birdies for everyone! Mandatory daily naps! I love the press — sound bites for treats is my motto! But Emperor Baby Fists won, which made Mama sad and mad. And some days, she gets all whacked out about this and that. So I have to step in, bravely I might add, and calm her down by letting her snuggle with me. Or brush me, which I do not like because she is an aggressive brusher! Or listen as she babbles non-stop. I nod, like I care but I don’t.
Errrr …. maybe you could not tell her that last part because that would just lead to more Mama Drama and I already have my paws full handling Mama as it is.
A Full Agenda Each and Every Day
Whew. I’ve been busy, right? It’s no wonder that I need like 18 naps a day. So much stuff to do! Being adorable. Keeping Mama safe from bugs. Bathing. Eating. Bathing some more so I can hack up a hairball at a moment’s notice. It’s a busy life but a good one.
So what’s new with you?