[as dictated to Tanya]
What are New Year’s resolutions? Why would I make them?
[T] These are things you’re going to do next year. Sometimes they’re things that, maybe, you should have been doing all along but haven’t been. You know—like pooping.
I do not know what you are talking about. I poop all the time. Remember, I pooped this morning.
[T] Yes, I remember. In the hallway. Not in your litter box.
You are too fussy. You wanted me to poop. So I did. Meow!
