Hi ya, everyone! As promised, I have big, big, BIG news! After much consideration (like a five minute nap), I have decided to announce my candidacy for President of the United States of America. We live in the best country ever, which means we need the best president ever. Thankfully, I’ve available. El gato para Presidente! We need a sensible feline, that’s me, to really make America great. Feline great!